Merry Belated Christmas, Smi! I was your Secret Santa this year and I hope you enjoy your gift! Sorry it looks kinda…’eh’— I’m on a new computer and I feel like my eyes are gonna bleed from how big the screen is 6w9
Prompt:- Both of them sitting in the dark, basking in the glow of Christmas tree lights, cute kissus or just sweet nothings or cuddling oh gosh /) )3( (\ babies -Art (could be 2p if you’d like)
Alfred did his business with Matthew on his knee, still and perfect as a doll, and that tended to give people the wrong impression. Maybe they thought a man with such a pretty pet could be kind, maybe they thought he was merciful. Maybe they thought he would share his toys. And they were so very, very wrong.
The last man who had thought the man on Alfred’s knee was to share had lost the use of his hand shortly before he lost his life. The American made up his own laws and though a lot of the time they didn’t make sense, he abided by them. And so did Matthew.
I missed my gay babies so much
Happy belated Halloween, i swear to god im always late jesus christ ugh
but here— have a saucy mountie and some inmates idk w/e
Lucy and I talk about a lot of weird shit, man.
But for serious— imagine geekazoid with horrible fashion sense!Al, and punk goth metal boyfrand who’s prone to violent out bursts!Mattie. Just think about it.
My brother showed me this hilarious lust sloth comic on instagram, I wish I could link it—but omg I just had to put it into context with these two
I had to