supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

Guys, it says he’s taking cooking lessons

can you just imagine though

if his mentor was Gordon Ramsay

omf

dampsandwich:

Fight me you pussy

thatfunnyblog:

was that kris jenner

cleijne:

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“Matthew Williams and Kuma the Pooh.”

tittytomatoes:

thanks to bootchu for 3/4 pick up lines.

can you guys guess which one i did.

j-nihon:

I can’t stop laughing at this XD

stairway-towards-heaven:

LMFAOOO WHAT!

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

this is a lot funnier if you’re part of the hetalia fandom

ask-the-f-a-c-e-family:

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET HIM INTO THIS MONSTROSITY????

AFTER WE TOOK THE PHOTO HE JUST

(Source: justified)

i-am-the-sassy-gay-friend:

did-you-kno:

Source

it’s like amecan in a bottle

Canada’s Halloween Costume 2011 Appreciation Post

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(Source: nedercan)

the-blue-angels:

fromtheheartofdixie:

[[ TRYING TO IMAGINE THE LOOK ON ALFRED’S FACE WHILE 53% ANGRY, 13% EXCITED, AND 14% WORRIED I HAVE ISSUES ]]

(Source: fromtheheartofdixie-inactive)

[7:17:43 PM] Popo Danimals: LEARN THE BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF A WOMAN”S UTERUS
[7:17:46 PM] Popo Danimals: GOSH MICh!!!!!
[7:18:05 PM] not mich: IVE NEVER HAD SEX OMG I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!!!
[7:18:10 PM] not mich: I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PERIODS WORK
[7:18:29 PM] Popo Danimals: you dont know what a uterus looks like
[7:18:30 PM] Popo Danimals: im laughing
[7:18:34 PM] not mich: I SKIPPED ALL MY SEX ED CLASSES TO GO AND SLEEP
[7:18:36 PM] not mich: OMG
[7:18:38 PM] Popo Danimals: IVE NEVER SEEN A UTERUS!!!
[7:18:45 PM] not mich: ME EITHER??????
[7:18:54 PM] Popo Danimals: mich uterus is inside body
[7:18:58 PM] Popo Danimals: INSIDE
[7:18:58 PM] not mich: do i have one
[7:19:00 PM] Popo Danimals: NO
[7:19:02 PM] not mich: oh
[7:19:11 PM] Popo Danimals: you mean
[7:19:15 PM] Popo Danimals: ~vagina~
[7:19:15 PM] Deethew Williams: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[7:19:22 PM] not mich: wait im so fuckin confused
[7:19:25 PM] not mich: is a uterus a vagina
[7:19:28 PM] Popo Danimals: omg
[7:19:29 PM] not mich: what????
[7:19:38 PM] Popo Danimals: dee im laughing
[7:19:40 PM] not mich: UR MIXING ME UP
[7:19:41 PM] not mich: OMG

I CANT HANDLE MICH RIGHT NOW